what I've learned...
...by dad, bartender, mortgage broker, life coach...
- Hot tea is unfit for consumption in a bar.
- A Mai Tai, Planter's Punch, or Rum Runner at anything other than a tropically-themed bar are all the same drink.
- That is to say, we make it pink and sell it.
- Cheap Italian pinot grigio is to wine what Natural Light is to beer.
- Ordering a mojito absolutely screams "high maintenance."
- Don't step up to the bar until you're ready to order.
- If you do step up to the bar and you're not ready to order, it may be 10 minutes before I come back to you.
- I'm sorry that your food is taking too long, but as you can see, I'm not the one cooking it.
- Take a sip of your drink and relax. Isn't that the point of you being here?
- Hot tea is unfit for consumption in a bar.
- A Mai Tai, Planter's Punch, or Rum Runner at anything other than a tropically-themed bar are all the same drink.
- That is to say, we make it pink and sell it.
- Cheap Italian pinot grigio is to wine what Natural Light is to beer.
- Ordering a mojito absolutely screams "high maintenance."
- Don't step up to the bar until you're ready to order.
- If you do step up to the bar and you're not ready to order, it may be 10 minutes before I come back to you.
- I'm sorry that your food is taking too long, but as you can see, I'm not the one cooking it.
- Take a sip of your drink and relax. Isn't that the point of you being here?
posted by wine daddy at
12:09 PM
2 Comments:
i'll have a gin fizz rickey.
Oh my Gawd..you forgot the tidbit where the "guest" steps to the bar and says ..."I dunno what I want..make me something fun..." AHHHH!!! That is begging for me to turn over my bar mat and dump whatever juices remain from the evenings activities into your glass :P
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