what i've learned...

another post in a series of random posts about life in general. thanks esquire.
by dad, bartender, life student...

- family restrooms are sanctuaries.
- always leave the house on a dry diaper.
- plans are always subject to change without notice when there's a baby involved.
- babies have the power to make life bend and fold to accommodate them.
- the camera is never ready in time.
- don't confuse needs and wants.
- just because you stayed up late doesn't mean your child will want to sleep in, too.
- going drinking on new year's eve is for amateurs.
- just like dinner at a fancy restaurant on valentine's day is.
- "labor models" are for businesses that don't want to pay for either of those two words.
- the apple store needs more geniuses for its genius bar.
- so does the rest of the world.
- figure out how to perform at one hundred percent on fifty percent sleep. That's the key that we're all looking for.